I made an amusing trip to Wal-Mart today. Amusing for me, mostly, but I'm sure some people found me amusing . . . or weird. Anyway, I went to both entrances (you know how they have one that says "Low Prices" but if you want food you have to go to the end that says "Food Center." I wonder if the low prices count if you go in that door and walk over to the food section. That's what I usually try to do anyhow) looking for a hand basket because I didn't want to get that much stuff. Hey, this is Wal-Mart, they have everything, right? Well, no, not handbaskets. I suppose those are too small. I asked the greeter/receipt highlighter guy if Wal-Mart had some kind of minimum quota (i.e., Wal-Mart large shopping cart full) of purchases you had to make before they would let you out. He didn't respond.
The other funny thing about this Wal-Mart was the large number of empty shopping carts lounging around. I tried a couple of them and quickly realized why they were lounging around with no pushers. So I went to get a 'new' one out of the front entry-way. I should have left it lounging around but I was too lazy to go get another one.
I did manage to make it out without buying much more than was on my list. A success for me. It's always an absolute triumph when I escape with only the items on my list.
4 comments:
Perhaps you should have told the greeter: "I AM WANT TO PURCHASE UP LITTLE. WHAT CARRIES LITTLE FOR MY RECEPTACLE NEEDS OF PURCHASES?"
Also you should have said it in all caps like I typed it.
are you having some sort of wedding-thingy this weekend that im supposed to go to?
i had a big fit today (a tantrum) because i couldn't see you. Sob.
the end.
sj
im not bringing anything to this party ... ill get you a wedding gift, but only one gift. you can't double-dip just because you have more parties.
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